Posted by: lylescott89 | January 31, 2008

The girl with big boobs at the car wash

Hey kids,
 
The other day I did something that is very unique for me.  I went and washed my car and boy am I glad I did.  Now, I have never been the type to need a clean car.  If the car gets dirty, so what.  There’s a scratch?  Big deal.  It’s a car.  It’s supposed to get dirty.  You use it to get from point A to point B and beyond.  You use them outside.  SO, I generally only take the car for a wash when it it absolutely necessary.  The other day, instead of being treated to the normal group of car wash carzies, I saw a very attractive girl with huge tracts of land.  What a beautiful sight it was.  Now, the best part:  not onle did I see her, but she saw me and started laughing.  Why did she laugh you ask.  Well loyal readers I shall tell you.  I tried using the scrubby brush.  The scrubby brush was unfortunately broken and had a big leak in it.  So this pink soap was flying all over the place and I was covered head to toe in pink soap.  She apologized for laughing, but since I got to see her up close, I told her I did not mind.
 
Why is it kids that the powers that be need to lock up paper towel dispensers in public restrooms?  Are their crazed paper towel thieves out there just lurking and looking for unlocked paper towel dispensers?  I ask you…
 
Did I mention the girl with big boobs at the car wash?
 
We had the final going away party for George today at work.  George is retiring as he is old now and wants to pursue other interests.  We had a cake, but thankfully not a nasty ass Bob cake.  It was from Costco, which I am not a fan of, but the cake was pretty good.
 
I actually hate Costco.  I hate Sam’s Club too.  Nasty places.  Dirty, greasy, scummy places.  I may have mentoined this before, but someone once told me they belong to those clubs for the gas.  That makes no sense to me.  One must pay, what?  $45.00 or so a year?  Just to save 5 cents a gallon?  That makes sense.  If I fill up my tank, I’ll save a whopping 50 cents.  Since I refill about every 10 days, that’s about 36 times a year.  In a year I’ll save a whopping $18.00!
 
Lost is finally back tonight!  Yippee!
 
Namaste.
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  1. Hee hee hee!


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