Posted by: lylescott89 | November 21, 2008

What Makes Me Scream and Run?

Hey kids,

 

I was thinking of some things that make me want to scream and run and I wanted to share them with you.  Remember, this is just a sampling.

 

I want to scream and run when…

 

I am with a group of people and suddenly someone pulls out a guitar.

 

I am with a group of people and suddenly someone sits down at a piano and shouts “let’s sing some hymns!”

 

That idiot Bob brings another one of his nasty-ass cakes to work.

 

The conversation turns to a discussion about cars.

 

I am at the entrance to either Home Depot or Lowes.

 

Jim sighs and says shoot. (actually I also want to slap him when he does that)

 

I walk into a restaurant and they have Fox News on the TV.

 

When anyone at work comes over to start an inane conversation.

 

I am at a party

 

The people in line in front of me at the movies have no idea what movie they want to see.

 

I hear the music of U2.

 

Someone says “bless you” when I sneeze.  It’s a common bodily function that everyone does and I do not need to be blessed for doing it.  There is no demon in me when I sneeze.  My soul is not escaping my body when I sneeze.  A blessing is not necessary!

 

Well, there you have it.  A small sampling of things that make me want to scream and run.

 

Namaste.

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Responses

  1. That’s some good stuff.  Now everyone needs to know what makes Lyle run and scream like a girl . . . the sighting of any bug.

  2. I love it when you scream like a girl. It is so funny.


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