Posted by: lylescott89 | August 23, 2012

The Spawns of Satan are Coming to Town

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won’t say it.  – Bill Maher

If it wasn’t about race, y’know, if it was really about what the Tea Party says their issue is – deficits – who ran up all that debt? Bush! Where was the Tea Party then? The two wars we put on the credit card, the prescription drug program that wasn’t paid for, the tax cuts that weren’t paid for, where were they then? *crickets!* But as soon as President Nosferatu took office, then, suddenly, debt is intolerable. I think there’s just something they don’t like about him… I cannot put my finger on what it is… Just some way he’s not like them… Skinny! That’s probably what it is. Oh, and also that he’s a Muslim socialist out to destroy America and way his African wonder-schlong in your daughter’s face.  – Bill Maher

Hey kids,

The spawns of satan are headed here next week to disrupt traffic and officially nominate two of the most reprehensible human beings alive today as their candidates for president and vice-president.  Of course, there is now a potential disruption in their hate mongering by a tropical storm/hurricane, which they will, of course, blame on President Obama.  I was personally hoping for a meteor, but a hurricane is pretty good I guess.   You know what is interesting though, if a hurricane would happen to rain down on the Democratic Convention these stupid imbeciles would call it an act of God saying that he (never she) was getting revenge for abortion and gay people.

I have for months been asking people why they are willing to believe lies and vote for a two faced lying bastard like Mittens Romney.  The only and I mean the only answer I ever get is “because he is not Obama”.  If this is your way of thinking then, I’m sorry, but you’re a fricking idiot.  There is no two ways about it.  In fact, if you intend on voting for Romney/Ryan in 2012 you fall into one of the following categories:

• Stupid
• Racist
• Stupid racist
• Billionaire

Since no one I know falls into the billionaire category then I can only guess that the people I know that intend to vote for Romney fall into one of the first three categories and that makes me really sad.  Sad that they are so closed minded and so full of hate that they cannot see that they are voting against their own vest interests.  It’s true, but there is no convincing them and maybe I should just give up.  I write here, but am only preaching to the choir.  I know for certain that a Romney presidency is the worst thing that can happen to America.  The worst.  And for whatever reason there is no explaining this to people.  Why do I keep trying?  Because unlike Romney, Ryan and the rest of Satan’s spawn I actually care about people.

So if you are so inclined to vote against Obama for whatever reason (hint: it’s because he is black) then you should know what you are voting for.

Higher taxes.  Yep, if you are a middle class citizen like myself you have probably seen your taxes go down since Obama took office in 2009.  Under Romney your taxes will go up.  Use this  tax calculator and see for yourself.  For example: If you and your spouse earn $100000.00 annually amd have two children you have saved $5600.00 in taxes during Obama’s first term.  If Romney is elected your taxes will increase by $1339.00.    That right there should be enough to convince anyone, but it won’t.

Ending Obamacare.  You might think this is a good thing…if you;re a selfish prick.  The Affordable Health Care Act is far from perfect, but it’s a good start to what this country desperately needs, which is a complete overhaul of our health system.  The Canadians laugh at our ridiculous health system.  But if you like the idea of taking health care away from millions of people, including children, then Romney is your man.  For me, I think better health care makes better citizens.  Denying health care to a child is almost as bad as denying food, but then again according to the spawns of Satan it’s their own damn fault that they do not have food.

No Abortion.  The republican platform asks for a constitutional amendment outlawing abortion.  Never mind the fact that the Supreme Court settled this matter 40 years ago because they want to control women, plain and simple.  You can be against abortion and never, ever have  to get one.  That does not mean that Sally Parker cannot get one.  Who the hell are you to tell poor Sally Parker what she can and cannot do to HER body.   Would you tell Sally she cannot get a tattoo?  No.  You may think they are ugly, but you’d never tell her she can’t get one.  Try this on for size; how about if I come to your house and tell you that you can no longer Fox “news”.  You’d say that you have every right to watch that right wing horseshit.  How about if I told you that you could no longer use your toilet and you’d have to save every dump you take in a jar because God thinks shit is sacred.  You’d yell me no.  Same thing.  I don’t have the right to tell you how to live your life and you have no right to tell any woman what she can do with hers.  BTW, abortion is never mentioned in the bible.  However, the bible does say “‘Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.”  Do we need a constitutional amendment outlawing barbers?  Women in general are being attacked and I urge you to read this article.  Why Romney would get the vote of any woman is beyond me.

No Gay Marriage.  You may be against gay marriage, but then again you don’t need to have one.  Again, the spawn want to have a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.  Again, how does this affect you in the least?  it does not.  It never has and it never will.  Like I have said before you cannot force your beliefs on everyone else.  And also like I have said, if you are against gay people you are against members of my family and several of my friends.  Thus you are against me.    Gay people don’t give a crap what you do in your home so why do you care so much what they do in theirs?  You know, there are plenty of countries with laws against gays and guess what?  You don’t like them either.  In Iran it carries the death penalty and Romney wants to go to war with them.  Sounds like he and his cronies would like it there to me.

I’ve said enough.  I could do this for days on end, believe me.  Let me end with a little discussion about Romney’s failure to produce his tax returns.  First, a quote:

“Any politician who will not show multiple year taxes may be hiding something”  – George Romney

Now, dear old dad Romney set a precedent by releasing 12 years of tax returns so why not Mitty?  Well, obviously he is hiding something.  Something that is so devastating that he believes it will make things worse than not releasing them.  What is it?  I don’t know and I am not going to guess, but do you really want a president that hides his money in offshore accounts?  If he is so in love with America why doesn’t he invest here?  Truth is, Romney is a liar, a fraud and one of the shadiest characters I have ever seen.  Plus, if he is a true Mormon then he wears magic underwear.  Do we want our leader wearing magic underwear?  I don’t think so.




  1. The three things I hate are christians, blacks and reason because I am a narrow minded racist bigot. In other words I am a republican. If only roe v wade had happened sooner my mother could have spared the world of my asinine comments.

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