Posted by: lylescott89 | November 9, 2012

It’s Time People

Hey kids, 

Now that the election is over it is time for some friendly advice from your favorite blogger: if you haven’t done so already, it is time to take down your political yard signs and remove all political bumper stickers. This is a simple task and you need to get it done. NOW!

If you have Romney stickers still on your car it makes you look like a sore loser, not to mention that you were dumb enough to support him to begin with. Take them off. Quite frankly you should have been up at 3 AM Wednesday morning scraping that crap of your car. If you still have Romney yard signs you look like a complete douchebag now. They should have been in your trash as soon as you got up on Wednesday morning. (In actuality they should have been in the trash months ago, but I digress) 

If you still have Obama stickers on your car it now seems like you’re gloating. Sure, it was fine to keep them there all day Wednesday and I’ll even give you Thursday if you want, but now? Forget it. Take them off. Do you still have Obama signs in your yard? Throw them out now. It is time. Remember, you are not an evil, blood-sucking republican and you have to take the high road. No excuses.

In reality neither of these faux pas compares to the idiot I see every morning still driving around with a Ron Paul sticker. That guy is king douchebag. Remove it now you dimwit. If you want to know who queen douchebag is look no further than the complete dope that still has a “Women for McCain/Palin” sticker on her bumper. It’s time you stupid dingleberry. Take it off crazy lady.

Why are you still reading this? Get to work!

Namaste

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Categories

%d bloggers like this: