Braco the Gazer

Hey kids, There are a lot of things that are so simple that we all wish we had thought of them.  I have just discovered most simple money making deal of all and I am just kicking myself for not thinking of it.  I am talking about Braco the Gazer.  If you’re familiar with Braco you know what I am talking about.  If not, you’ll be kicking yourself as well. Braco is a man from Croatia and his gaze has become a phenomenon in Europe and now he has brought his “talents” to America.  What does he do?  Well, he looks at you.  That’s it.  He does not speak a word.  He does not touch you in any way.  He just stares at you.  Incredible. Allow me to explain exactly how this works.  For the amazingly low price of $8.00 you get to go into a large room with a bunch of other suckers and get gazed upon by Braco.  You stand there and Braco looks at you.  Then he looks at someone else and so on and so on and so on.  Some people bring pictures of their loved ones and he stares at the pictures.  No one under the age of 18 is allowed in because Braco’s gaze can be too intense for children.  Women who are pregnant beyond their first trimester are also forbidden as his gaze can just be too much for them to handle.  Oh how I wish I was making this all up. Although Braco says nary a word people leave and claim to have been healed.  They claim to have felt his aura.  One woman said that she brought in a photo of a family member that had been in a wheelchair for years and after Braco looked at the picture the woman was able to get out of the chair and walk to the bathroom.  People in the crowd are often brought to tears as he gazes upon them.  I think I’d be crying as well over the eight bucks I wasted on this yahoo. Braco is not just a gazer, but he is a genius.  To have somehow thought of this and then unbelievably gotten so many to buy into it is absolutely amazing.  The genius of Braco is that he promises nothing.  He does exactly what he says he will do and thus he is not scamming anyone.  He does not say he is a healer, but many of the people that go claim he is.  Often he gets up to 10,000 people coming to see him in a day.  Of course they do not all go in at once and Braco only stares at them for 10 minutes so a days work for him is not all that stressful.  But let’s look at it this way:  10,000 suckers at eight bucks a pop is $80000.00 for a days work.  Let’s say that Braco only does this once a week that’s over $4 million dollars a year.  For doing nothing but staring. I wonder how much Braco had to practice in order to keep himself from laughing at all the people that come in to see him.  I wonder what Braco thinks of when he is standing there and staring at all these morons.  I imagine it’s a lot like the following: “I can’t believe there are this many idiots in the world.” “I just made $80000.00!” “Wow, she’s hot.  However I cannot go out with someone dumb enough to pay for me look at them” “Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener…” “I’m sure glad that none of these suckers know that I am nearsighted” This is just another example of how people can be incredibly gullible and incredibly stupid at the same time.  However, there is no end to the line of people that will line up to see Braco and if I had only thought of it they’d all be lining up to see me.  And I would have only charged $5.00 per person.

Namaste